Okay so they weird "weooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwww"s at the start of Black Knife sound like really stretched out barks of a sea lion.

We've never seen Dess, but that's for a REASON.

Just like Kris, Dess was adopted, and she's a sea lion.

so yeah

i just solved deltarune

Deltarune Chapter 3 But Mike Is 2x More Insane on Scratch

The first thing I did where I rewrote the dialogue of a fan game. I also changed some sprites.

WARNING: Mike may be more than 2X more insane. Bro literally thinks he's Wario.

This was originally a short

Poop

Ok ok uh

Just gonna explain his design here:::

Purple: gee I wonder what the symbolism could be

Cross necklace: I am a Christian and I often wear one of those myself so why not put that there

Injured eye: I get hurt a lot

Propeller hat: I genuinely have no reasoning for this I just found this funny

Not wearing those glove things other Pippinses have: You see I have this thing called Sensory Processing Disorder and HE does too so if he were constantly wearing those gloves he would be REALLY bothered by it all the time

Lwk ask me anything about this guy I'm bored

It's just an article full of Deltarune references: Example:

Treating the rest the same way. See you there. Don't ask me why I'm making "determine" and "persists" a reference to Kris.

(Tenna eating pancakes while Jevil chills on the couch)

Tenna: "...thanks-" (dropping pancake on couch) "Oops. Ahh, I think I can still eat it." (not realizing it's full of hair now and shoving it into his mouth)

Jevil: "UMM, I DPN'T THINK YOU SHOULD..."

Tenna: "GAH!-" (cough) "IT'S FULL OF-" (cough cough) "HAIR!!!" (CHOKING AND SPEWING CHUNKS.)

Jevil: "...SO THIS IS HOW YOU NORMALLY ACT, HUH? UEE HEE HEE!"

@LyricSpace68151 you can make the megas if you want!

I was thinking of making Burghley a Water type but Psychic fits better

LIGHT WORLD

Kris: Got their SOUL surgically removed.

SOUL: Is now crashing at the holiday manor since YOU are always welcome there and is looking for a new vessel on an online vessel-matching site.

Susie: Stopped her chalk addiction and made a plan for her life. Also is with Noelle.

Noelle: Is with Susie even though her mother is very HOMOPHOBIC. She also has a job as a mall elf.

Berdly: Became a world-renowned scientist and found a way to give himself nipples.

Jockington: Grew the beard.

Carol: As you know, she is still very HOMOPHOBIC and resents her only remaining child for being lesbian.

Rudy: Got better by eating some veggies. Remember, kids: ABC. Always Be Counted-as-nutritious.

Asgore: Has better flower sales and managed to not get a third DUI.

Toriel: SHE'S TIRED OF YOUR PUNS, SANS.

Sans: HE'S TIRED OF HIS PUNS, SANS.

Papyrus: Last heard saying "I'M TIRED OF YOUR PUNS, SANS." He then ate some spaghetti and went back to normal.

DARK WORLD

Lancer: Still Lancering.

Rouxls: Went to college and now has a master's in Puzzleology. His puzzles are now a bit harder.

King: Started a card shop called "Khaos King Kards."

Jevil: In an insane asylum.

Queen: Sells mixtapes.

Spamton: Finally became a BIG SHOT... by getting better at scamming people. BY THE WAY, YOU CAN BE A [BIG SHOT] [2] IF YOU GIVE ME [The number on the back]

The Roaring Knight: Started a farm that specializes in the crop of aura called "Knight Farms."

COMMENT EPILOGUES FOR THESE CHARACTERS!

Tenna: Dead

Lanina:

Elnino:

Shuttah:

Green Pippins:

Zapper (Mike):

Pluey: Has been implemented.

FRIEND:

The Old Man:

Jackenstein:

Fire Extinguisher Guy: Still the most important.

The Sound of Justice:

Also comment epilogues for characters that aren't in this post, if you want.

Jackenstein. (I was feeling like him all morning)

Honestly the dance party was really sweet, and "deltarune" playing in the background tied it together. Really crazy how the vessel and gaster JR (not to be confused with his father wd gaster) sacrificed themselves. Dess having a change of heart was also so heartwarming🥹🥹

This is what Kris gets for beating me. I know I made them make noelle kill Berdly and a ton of cyber city citizens, but they were mean to me, and that's worse!

MEGATON EXTRA on Scratch

Megaton Extra!*

*Warning: Megaton Extra is not responsible for disliking the gameplay. I literally just found some random Mettaton EX game and changed the sprites and song. I actually would not recommend playing the game. Just watch his poses and hear his song.

Starting from the main characters, I'll turn every single character in Deltarune into Pokémon through PowerPoint presentations!

(Beautifully edited first slide)

I had THREE Spamton dreams last night

How can life get any better.

(And I kissed him in like 2 of them. Hey I don’t control what happens in my dreams I can’t lucid dream yet)

Theory 1: The Knight is Sans in his Hotdog-Mobile.

Notes: Probably the reason for the Knights famous Hot Dog attack.

Theory 2: The Knight is just a bunch of different colored Pikmin in the Knight suit.

Notes: In my brother's words on this theory, "They just come out of the Knight suit and go, 'PIKMIN!'"

Theory 3: The Knight is actually my cat.

Notes: Trying to cause the Roaring and doing all this evil stuff... actually sounds pretty accurate for something my cat would do.

This year will be the year of Spamton.

I can officially start getting anxious about mail bc my Spamton plush comes in during the first quarter of the year.