Stats

It's a sad day for Spamton fans.

But the people have spoken! Your demands will be delivered!

First, we'll start with her stats. Like the previous, we'll be taking directly from her boss stats, minus HP. (1510 HP? DANG she is beefy)

ATTACK: 10

DEFENSE: 0 (😭 💀)

MAGIC: 7.5 (Decided to use her Giga Queen attack stat)

HP: 200 (LV 1), 230 (LV 2), 260 (LV 3)

GUTS: 4

Cosmetic Stats:

Humor: 10

Beauty: 9

Mothering: 5 (16 is Lancer is in the party)

Computer: Yes

We will now do Queen’s titles! I’m actually not too sure how to go about these, but I’ll try my best! :D

Cyber Queen: Queen of the Cyber World Darkners. (Default)

Potassium Craver: Must…Attain…Potassium (If Queen has seen a Banana recently)

Girldad: Third “dad” of a Spade. (If Lancer has called Queen Girldad recently)

Queenie Beanie: The Queen to the King. (If King and Queen are in the same room, and have interacted)

Thrashed: Queen of getting her butt thrashed. (If the Thrash Machine is brought up around Queen. I'M TOO INNOCENT TO SWEAR GET OFF MY CASE 😭)

Now for the spells! :D

Drama: Causes drama on the enemy side, boosting their attack for the turn, but makes them TIRED on the following. (Flavour Text: Did You Guys Hear That Blah Blah Blah…) 20 TP

Acid Shield: Queen raises her glass, causing it to rain acid on the opponent's side, doing minor damage, while also generating a shield that absorbs three hits. 50 TP

Acid Drink: Drinking from her glass, Queen heals a third of her health. If Acid Shield is active, it sacrifices one of the hits. This can be used on other party members, but will OHKO them.

Q-Action: The equivalent of S-Action, R-Action, and N-Action.

Sorry guys but that’s all I got for Queen :(

Queen cannot equip any armors. An attempt in doing so results in her saying the following.

“It’s Not In My Size LMAO”

Her only equippable weapon is her Wine glass, which boosts her defense by 2, and her attack by 1.

Now for the tea! :D

We’ll start with Queen’s reaction to other teas! :D

Noelle Tea: Oh My Circuits This Tastes Like Heaven…And ICE-E’s Pizza. (Noelle: …Thanks?) +120 HP

Lancer Tea: Ah, My Bouncing Baby Pumpkin… (Lancer: What does it taste

like? Queen: Like Shovels.) +100 HP

Berdly Tea: Ah Yes. Stomping People In Super Smashing Fighters. (Berdly: I do it all the time.) +80 HP

Susie Tea: Hard Boiled Eggs! (Susie: Really?) +60

Kris Tea: College Vacay! +60

Jevil Tea: Online Drama! (Jevil: DRAMA! DRAMA!) +60

Ralsei Tea: This Is Tasteless. (Ralsei: Oh…) +0

We’ll make reactions for other Party Members if Queen had her own tea! :D

Lancer: It tastes like love! (Queen: Okay LMAO)

Berdly: Ah, a Battery Acid Pie. (Queen: …You Actually Ate That Pie?) +80

Noelle: It tastes…comforting. (Queen: Staring…Tapping…To Avoid Pain) +80

Kris: … (Queen: Kris Say Something!!!)

Susie: Hell yeah skateboards! (Okay LMAO)

Jevil: HELL’S ROAR BUBBLING FROM THE DEPTHS… (Queen: Okay LMAO) +50

Queen: Potassium. Lol Jk It's Water. +10 HP

Ralsei: Why can't I taste anything? (Get A Search History And Try Again Later. Thank You.)

And that's Queen for y’all! This next one will surprise you all!

An idea I've wanted to share for a long time, was "What if other characters had their own usable movesets in battle?". I decided to start with Lancer because he was the first non-permanent party member to actually join the party. Let's begin! :D

Let's start with Lancer's stats. We'll be using his in battle stats, but slightly nerfed. (ain't no way we letting him have 500+ HP)

ATK: 7 (Drops to 6 if Susie is either not in the party, or knocked out)

DEF: 1 (Oof 💀)

MAGIC: 5

GUTS: 4 (Raised to 7 is Susie is in the party)

HP: 140, 170 (LV 2), 200 (LV 3)

Cosmetic Stats:

Roundness: 10

Bounciness: 8

Confidence: 5 (8 if Susie is in the party)

We will now move on to Lancer's titles.

Spade King: King of the Card Kingdom Darkners. (Default if Chapter One was completed non-violently)

Jack of Spades: Prince of the Card Kingdom Darkners. (Default if a single enemy (excluding Himself, C. Round, Susie, Jevil and King) was defeated in Chapter One)

Club Leader: Leader of the Lancer Fan Club. (Default if the Lancer Fan Club was chosen as the party name. Overrides 'Jack of Spades' and 'Spade King')

Clown Follower: Follower of the clowns of light. (If Lancer has called you a clown recently)

Sad Prince: Wants his dad back. (If Lancer is in the same room as King)

Now for Lancer's spells!

Bike Ram: Lancer rams into an enemy with his bike. Costs 20 TP.

Spade Barrage: Lancer drives around the enemies, launching spades at them. Hits all enemies once, but does less damage the more there are on the field. Costs 35 TP.

Lancer Cookie: Feeds the entire party Lancer cookies. Fun Fact: Lancer Cookies heal FIFTY HP IN BATTLE. Costs 55 TP.

L-Action: Essentially the equivalent of S-Action, R-Action, and N-Action, except for Lancer. Cost no TP.

Lancer's only equippable weapon is his bike (who will be affectionately dubbed Bikey), which boosts all his stats by one and is there by default. It can unequipped however. He does have the ability to where armor as well.

And that's it for Lancer! Who should I do next? I'll make a poll to see who's moveset I should make next! Please give any critique you'd like! Just uh, don't be destructive with it.

In the "stats" page noelle hp its 166-174 and 174 requires 21 encounters with her where that 2 encounters come from?

Someone’s probably already figured this out, but…

The Lv stat in dark worlds doesn’t stand for LOVE. It represents something else, that increases when a dark fountain is sealed (or in Noelle’s case, after receiving a title). Darkners have it. The stronger darkners have more Lv. This strength concept also doesn’t follow with Noelle, as she has the same stats at both Lv. 1 and 2. If it isn’t strength, or sealing dark fountains, what is it?

I think it may represent some kind of emotional growth, as the characters do seem to change to some extent with Lv. I’m not sure how that relates to the letters L and V though. It could be level, or it could be some kind of value.

A boss? A miniboss? A normal enemy?

What would your attacks be? Your stats? Dialogue?

What about flavo(u)r text?