Spamton

HEY HEY HEY HEY EVERY

I SAID HEY

...

DUE TO WE HAVE BEEN [[Evicted]] FROM OUR [[OldStorefront]]

SINCE IS SO [Osha violations?] WE HAVE ANOTHER [Spamton Mukbang!] HERE [4u?]

Queen:

THE [Smooth, Smooth Taste of] [HOO BABY IS THAT A LOT OF] [Free money!]

+10 HP, + 10 DEF

Q: Finally Someone Of Culture [Who Is This Again]

SWATCH:

THIS [!?!?!?] MAKES ME WANT TO USE [Hue] [Saturation] [Color] LANGUAGE

I DON'T LIKE IT

+80 HP

Sw: ...What a shame. I flavored it just the way you liked it.

REACTIONS:

Q: What Is This Disgusting Green Liquid (Kris This Is Not What Trucies Do To One Another) (-40 HP, Queen will be vomiting and incapable of motion for two turns)

S: THAT'S THE [Flavour] OF [New]!

Sw: ...This doesn't feel safe to drink. (+0 HP, no other effects.)

S: [100% Guaranteed] TO DO [NOT A !?!?!? THING!]

[Side effects may include: Vomiting, Diarrhea, Blindness, Deafness, Kidney Failure, Having Non Spamton Things Smell Like Spamton, and Death.]

@GlitchedSnow97

IF YOU HAVE MORE [[Wonderful people]] TO [[Multiply]], OR [[Exquisite brands from foreign ports!]] PLEASE SEND THEM DIRECTLY TO [[Spamton G Spamton]]. I CAN'T PROMISE I'LL [[I'll never go back!]] BUT I CAN PROMISE THE [[Hot Goss]] WILL SHOW UP IN THE NEXT ISSUE OF [[Spamton does horrible things]]!

I swear I don't have a problem.

It's just a really good song.

Other than that, I got:

Now's Your Chance to (#36)

Spamton (#82)

Deal Gone Wrong (#83)

...All my Deltarune songs were Spamton--

I did get some Undertale songs, but this is the Deltarune wiki so...

ANYWAYS WHAT DID YOU ALL GET FOR SPOTIFY WRAPPED OR REPLAY 2024???

I think the reason that Ralsei is able to exist in other Dark Worlds without turning into a statue is because he secretly possesses the SOUL of a Lightner. And I think that with the power of a Lightner's SOUL, Darkners can become real in the Light World and not just objects. Think about it. Why else did Spamton want to take Kris's SOUL?

Aw yes the smell of [BIG SHOT] and [PEPIS]

.

My teacher brought spam to class so my friend (whom I am TRYING to convince to join this fandom) drew this @2weirdo-of-the-year

BIG SHIT

BOTTOM TEXT

(And/or Tenna...)

[Verse 1]

I've got these [STRINGS] to hold me down

Superior to that [WASSAMATTA] clown

[The Smooth Taste Of] SOULS

Now THAT would be [Funny]

For [Three Easy Payments]

I'm getting that KROMER

Roll up, soul up, listen up, Kris

Got [bargain prices] that you can't miss

[Attention! Clean up on aisle three!]

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?

We'll turn [Schmoes] and [Daves] into [Rosen Graves]

And those [Cathode Screens] into [Cathode Screams]

I've got that [Deal] It's such a [Steal]

Just need you to be [Big] with me

[Chorus]

Now's your chance to be a [Big Shot]

When your [SOUL] I got

I'm NEO, you're not

And Spamton G. Spamton's casting his lot

I'm taking you down with [Hyperlink Blocked]

Now you are the [guests]

This [Three For One Special]

[Begin the test]

Will put you to [rest]

And Spamton G. Spamton's being [The Best]

But [I'm getting desperate!]

Give me that KROMER!

[Verse 2]

Now's your chance, so pick up that [phone]

And talk to the one who says

[You are Alone]

And see [like me] how we're designed

[For three easy payments of $9.99!]

Do you want to be a [Heart] on a [Chain]

This isn't a life, Kris, that's just [PAIN]

And you're either evil or you're insane

'Cause [Heaven] knows but they won't explain!

[Bridge]

My name is Spamton and I am here to sell

Those who live in darkness

Will get dragged to [Heaven]

[BreaKing and CracKing]

For the [Kids] stepped from the light

The 100th visitor to this world of [Mike?]

[Chorus]

Now's your chance to be a [Big Shot]

When your [SOUL] I got

I'm NEO, you're not

And Spamton G. Spamton's casting his lot

I'm taking you down with [Hyperlink Blocked]

Now you are the [guests]

This [Three For One Special]

[Begin the test]

Will put you to [rest]

And Spamton G. Spamton's being [The Best]

But [I'm getting desperate!]

Give me that KROMER!

[Verse 3]

Hello [audience] watch me [laugh]

You smell that smell of [Rotten Glass]

Are you enjoying my [heart attack]

PLEASE JUST BRING MY [furniture back]

Holy [cungadero]

It's a bullet everywhere, oh!

And this [little sponge] is scared

GO [Ga-Ga] and [commit to die]

Bigger and better than ever!

You must think you're so clever

DON'T TOUCH THAT [lever]

[Like, comment, and subscribe]

[The Smooth Taste Of] NEO

The [BOO] taste of Freedom

The [()*&@] taste of SPAMTON

Hehehahaha!

[Chorus]

Now's your chance to be a [Big Shot]

When your [SOUL] I got

I'm NEO, you're not

And Spamton G. Spamton's casting his lot

I'm taking you down with [Hyperlink Blocked]

Now you are the [guests]

This [Three For One Special]

[Begin the test]

Will put you to [rest]

And Spamton G. Spamton's being [The Best]

But [I'm getting desperate!]

Give me that KROMER!

[Outro]

The string's getting cut

The show's getting real

The pact has been sealed

[Now let's make a deal]

And you are the ticket to my next [meal]

I'll fly to the [heavens], finally healed!

Now you are the [guests]

This [Three For One Special]

[Begin the test]

Will put you to [rest]

And Spamton G. Spamton's being [The Best]

But [I'm getting desperate!]

Give me that KROMER!

He showers our souls with incredible deals

And with hearty pipis our heart he so steals

No fool would be greater than he who denies

That spamton give me the chance to earn wild prize

Not a circus clown whos more sick than he funny

But a lovable salesman who give me free money

You may ask, who is next

You may ask who will be

Who will be the secret boss of adventure no 3

Me dont knows and me dont cares

I only care about spamton

The rest can go up in the airs

Spamton hates Jevil

Spamton talks about how he wants to become BIG and lool into HEAVEN (Angel's Heaven?) and he even has a mini ANGELic version of himself that heals you when you press F1 during the encounters with him.

Jevil (J-evil or Devil with the D replaced by J )

Can turn into "The Devil's knife" (which is a scythe and certainly NOT a knife) and during his battle he says "My hearts go out to all of you sinners!" if I remember correctly. All this is HELL related.

Do you guys think this will be a pattern every Secret Boss will follow? Please tell me your thoughts.

(Heh... The Demon's Hell.)

Is the Jevilstail/Puppetscarf Jevil/Spamton? Or are only the canon items themselves? If the second one, what happened to them?

Every time spamton does this I have [[2 h3aRt atTacKs at thE pric3 of oNe]]

One: Ralsei doesn't turn into stone when he enters another Dark World because he's from the Castle Town Dark World, a place where all Darkness can exist.

Two: If you defeat an enemy through violence, and Lancer doesn't become King at the end of chapter one, Lancer could substitute Ralsei in the prophecy.

Three: The reason why Seam ignores the item you get from Jevil is because he doesn't want to associate himself with him anymore. If it's the Jevilstail, it's because it brings back bad memories. If it's the Devilsknife, it's because he wants nothing to do with Jevil (Remember, Jevil is canonically the Devilsknife).

Four: Susie often brings Jevil in the form of the Devilsknife to thrash some enemies in the Party Dojo. One, to keep Jevil entertained, two because personal enjoyment.

Five: Spamton is near blind without his glasses. Nothing else. 😆

Six: Queen LOVES Lighteners, and every time Kris and Susie come into the Dark World, she does her best to make them happy

Aight, that's all for today! Please like :)

@TheRogueStorm @L0l0 1318 @Kris F Dreemurr GET OVER HERE WE ARE DOING A ROLEPLAY ROAST BATTLE

ASSUMING POSITIONS!

PLEASE STAND BY!

I've been working on this for a while now (yeah, I'm pretty slow...)

What do you think?

I feel like it's missing something though...