HEY EVERY
IT'S TIME FOR THE [[Biggest, Best]] [Sniveling Carcass] ON THE WHOLE [[!?!?]] INTERWEBS TO REVIEW THE [[Gossip around town]]!
Susie Tea:
WOW! THIS TASTES LIKE [!?!?]! (-40 HP, + 20 DEF in battle)
S: ...What did the trash baby say?
Ralsei Tea:
LIKE MARSHMALLOWS, KITTY-CATS, AND [Something's rotten in the state of] + 10 HP, Induce SPARE on one enemy
R: What's he talking about?
Kris Tea:
MMMM! WARM, DELICIOUS [This isn't water!]
+1 HP, Applies Instant Regret
Noelle Tea:
IT'S SO [Cold.] YOU GOTTA [Drop it like it's] [It burns!] TO GET SOMEWHERE, [Ray, a drop of]. + 50 HP, Slows
N: ...That's not tea?
Jevil Tea:
THAT GODDAMN [Clown].
IT TASTES LIKE [!?!?]. [+99 HP]
J: AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA
Spamton Tea:
AHHH! NOW THAT'S THE [!?!?]!
+1997 HP. Downs the rest of the party.
EDIT: DUE TO AN [Prophesized] CIRCUMSTANCE, MORE TEA IS REQUIRED! MORE TEA! MORE [Colonizers]! MORE [Doctor Terror]!
BURGHELY TEA:
WHAT DID I [X]PECT? IT'S NOT [Absolutely, horrifically awful] BUT [Everything that I touch turns to] [GARBAGE] [in my clutch]. [+30]
B: I'm just too much!
LANCER TEA:
MMMM! BOUNCY! [+80 HP]
L: Thanks, weird-smelling guy!
And reactions!
Susie:
This tastes like everything in the garbage disposal. [+30 HP]
S: ONLY THE BEST [!?!?] FOR MY [Mortal Foes]!
Ralsei:
It's got a very... unique flavor? [+10 HP]
S: IT'S THE [Smooth, Smooth Taste Of] [My Ass]!
Kris:
... [+50 HP]
S: THAT [Grimace] ON YOUR FACE TELLS ME [I'm Loving It!]
Noelle:
...It tastes kinda like clams??? [+80 HP]
S: THAT'S THE [S-Action: Pipis] FOR YA!
Lancer:
MMM! This is even better than my dad's garbage! [+40 HP]
S: THANK YOU, YOU [Morbidly Obese] [Seasonal gourd]!
Berdley:
...This is the opposite of smart food, I think. [-20 HP]
S: IF YOU THINK THAT'S [Bad], JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU TRY MY [Ass-scented] CANDLES!
Jevil:
UEE HEE HEE! TASTES LIKE MEDIOCRITY, MEDIOCRITY!
S: OH YOU AND SO, SO MUCH MORE.
